There's TITS and then there's MCMANUS

luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

davestrjder:

“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

vanilla scented incest

nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with

funfrom4chan:

What is this I don’t even

lindsaychrist:

wwworldwide:

nasa’s new satellite photo of earth

i cant believe we did this

shoolisnpals:

weedhitler:

Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.

We’re

post rock

I swear to every God

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

bewbin:

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds